(faces have been changed to protect the bored)Sadly, this will undoubtedly be the highlight of my work week.
Monday, January 14, 2008
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A Federal Government Employee - 2.5 years and counting. It's your tax dollars...
About Me:
Hi! I'm a 24 year old who has been stuck working somewhere in the bowels of the Federal Government for the last 2.5 years. The following are all true stories about your Government inaction. If you like what you read, please tell your friends!
Questions, comments, ideas? Contact me:
federalwasteland (at) gmail (dot) com
Questions, comments, ideas? Contact me:
federalwasteland (at) gmail (dot) com
Cast of Characters
- ME - 24, male, slowly dying of boredom
- JOHN - 29, coworker, law degree, married with 1 year old daughter, should have a better job than this
- JESSIE -24, coworker, subject of all my pranks and aggression
- KATHY - 24, the new girl on my team who already wants to quit
- KEVIN - 26, former coworker, escaped to another office
- RANDY - 55, team leader, unwaiveringly loyal to his employees
- ISMAIL - 52, Randy's "deputy", in over his head
- PATTI - 45, my 5th staff director in 2 years
- DANIEL - 45, division director, sharp and impatient
- MR. CARTER - 65, the Big Boss, politically appointed, ties to the Bush family
- PAM - 52, former coworker, beaten down by the system, gives good advice
- FRANK - 50, coworker on my team, brain destroyed by drugs
- SECRETARY - 35, a different, loud, obnoxious woman depending on the week
- QARI - 40, computer specialist, hates me
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2 comments:
You have much time on your hands. You need new stories. Blue shirts = not exciting.
I agree, that's the point. Blue shirts - not interesting. But it caused quite a ruckus over here because Government office culture is so sad and depressing. Blue shirts... highlight of the work week.
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